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Meet Your Messenger – Hacker from Space

Monday, July 6th, 2009

“Hi Zane.” Julie Dark said. She and the hacker had known each other through school: they had even dated. “Before you ask, you’re in the hospital. I’ve been appointed to your hacking case and since you don’t have any next-of-kin, I volunteered for bedside duty.” It was a courtesy Julie felt she owed him. Zane Letterman was the first boy she had ever kissed on the lips. That was before their paths headed in opposite directions. Julie had gone to law school and he had written computer virus programs to become the outlaw ‘Meet Your Messenger’ hacker.

womengo125x125B“I remember you.” Zane felt a twinge of confusion. The hacker’s parents and hers had been acquaintances and the last he’d heard, Julie Dark worked in a downtown club. “Do you ever regret not signing up to colonize other planets?” The meet your messenger computer hacker asked in the way of small talk.

“This is the real world.” She said condescendingly. “You’ve got an enormous legal problem to deal with. The FBI wants you to spend time in prison for malicious hacking and writing computer virus programs.”

“Aren’t you a nursing assistant?” The meet your messenger hacker asked innocently.

“I’m your defense lawyer.” She examined his face for a trace of humor, or even dementia, but detected none. “Unless you have the money to hire another attorney.”

“Lawyers,” Zane scrutinized her for symptoms of lunacy, “haven’t been around since the 1880’s when the rule-of-law was abolished.” He distinctly recalled Julie sitting next to him in history class when they covered the many changes that occurred after the rebel south won the American Civil War.

“What happened to you today?” The lawyer asked. Julie took some pride in her intuition regarding when people were telling the truth and Zane the hacker had seemed as serious in his absurd statement about a different space and time, as if quoting established facts.

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“I received word that my father had died of a flue virus but before I managed to get a space flight back from Ganymede, my mother had also passed away from the same virus.” Zane recounted. “Today I was in my parent’s room, when a phenomena of ball lightning entered through the open window. The words ‘Meet Your Messenger’ resounded in my mind. Then the ball lightning hit me and I woke up to find you sitting here.”

“Ganymede.” Julie repeated the name of one of the planet Jupiter’s moons. “Zane, I knew your computer game playing life headed off in an antisocial direction and that has landed you here. You’re charged with having committed cyber-vandalism and distributing computer virus programs under the hacker code name of ‘Meet Your Messenger’. But I didn’t know that you were into mind-altering drugs.”

“Julie,” Zane Letterman’s voice was as judgmental as hers had been, “I know you stayed here on earth when many of your friends left to colonize space: that must’ve been lonely. There’s not all that many good career opportunities open on earth, and my mother told me you started dancing on tables for your living.”

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“Are you suffering from a dementia virus or or am I really meeting a messenger from space?” Julie Dark asked seriously, but her lips hinted at a smile as she imagined herself in that job.

Meet Your Messenger – The Hacker

Friday, June 12th, 2009

The hacker’s fingers lovingly caressed his keyboard: his crack into this corporate net was as a digital rape in progress.  The computer hacker found malicious deeds to be as satisfying as sex.  ‘Meet Your Messenger’: his fingers moved dexterously on his keyboard while thrusting his hacking signature into a mainframe’s womb.   He’d already implanted an insidious computer virus.  His digital semen would seek out data eggs and impregnate them with his message.

Then the hacker sighed as he withdrew his probe program from the violated system and he lit a cigarette.   The corporate IT techs wouldn’t see his digital rape penetration of their virginal database as an act of forced love but the hacking digital rapist did.  ‘Meet your messenger’.  The hacker thought as he took a deep draw on his smoke and exhaled it deliciously.  From his perspective, he had granted the computer a sexual favor with all the sensual skill he possessed and neither the white hats, nor his black knew what the computer’s motherboard really felt while being raped.  An overprotected virgin who never experiences intercourse, ultimately becomes a dry old maid.  ‘This ex-cherry has now met her messenger.’

womengo125x125-250The messenger, as the hacker called himself in his computer hacking hobby, as well as in the many computer games he played and excelled at, shut down his programs and went to make a sandwich.  It was dry bread and baloney: he had no butter left.

Zane Letterman possessed programming skills and knowledge that would put most of his corporate IT foes to shame but his income didn’t eve come close to matching.  At thirty-two years of age, he still lived in his parent’s house.  It was his now.  Zane’s Dad had succumbed to cancer three months ago and his mother died unexpectedly a week later: perhaps of a broken heart.  As an only child, the hacker inherited.

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The notorious ‘Meet Your Messenger’ hacker munched on his flat tasting repast and he went upstairs to his parent’s deserted room.   He pulled open the third dresser drawer and pushed aside the folded clothing to reveal a thick wallet.  He was about to extract some cash to buy some more groceries—when it happened suddenly.

Zane Letterman was about to meet his messenger.

Meet Your Messenger is a fictional story

by Russell Twyce – author of Shiva’s Messenger